purifyed:

TALL BOYS WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 0/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND

i’m stuck in a rough position here because i love you and hate me

i’m rolling in penis

my signature catchphrase

YOU KNOW THAT WHOLE THING WHERE YOU’RE LIKE “IS THAT _______ IN YOUR POCKET OR ARE YOU JUST HAPPY TO SEE ME”??? WELL I WAS SITTING BESIDE THIS GUY TOUCHING HIS THIGH AND I THOUGHT HE HAD SOMETHING IN HIS POCKET SO I WENT TO GO GRAB IT FROM OUTSIDE OF HIS JEANS AS A JOKE AND IT WAS HIS ACTUAL PENIS AND IT WAS REALLY AWKWARD ALL MY FRIENDS WERE THERE AND I TOUCHED A BONER IN THE MIDDLE OF A CLASSROOM

MEN OF TUMBLR, I HAVE YET ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU?

slynig:

When you go for a girl who is less physically attractive than you (and I mean “go for” as in sexually, not relationship-wise) what’s your reasoning? Like what attributes make her ‘sexy’ besides her physique? 

Please answer here, or in my ask, thank you! 

GUYS THIS IS IMPORTANT I’M DOING A VERY IMPORTANT SURVEY PLEASE HELP ME

MEN OF TUMBLR, I HAVE YET ANOTHER QUESTION FOR YOU?

When you go for a girl who is less physically attractive than you (and I mean “go for” as in sexually, not relationship-wise) what’s your reasoning? Like what attributes make her ‘sexy’ besides her physique? 

Please answer here, or in my ask, thank you! 

aha i hope giving him a little space works, but yeah i hope youre right, thank youu (:

aha i hope giving him a little space works, but yeah i hope youre right, thank youu (:

well i mean i tried apologizing a couple of times and he kept just saying “okay” and like idk yet if he’s a forgiving guy because i haven’t really betrayed his trust before and idk if i need to give him time but like i really just want everything to be okay before he goes away for the weekend because i care about him lots idk man 

well i mean i tried apologizing a couple of times and he kept just saying “okay” and like idk yet if he’s a forgiving guy because i haven’t really betrayed his trust before and idk if i need to give him time but like i really just want everything to be okay before he goes away for the weekend because i care about him lots idk man 

I NEED ADVICE FROM A MALE PERSPECTIVE

how do you get a guy to forgive you because i told him that i showed my friend the ab picture he sent me and he got mad about it and i know i fucked up because he didnt want me to show anyone and he’s mad but he’s saying that it’s fine but it’s pretty clear that it’s not and basically

what can i do to get him to forgive me????

sometimes i wish i could tell people what i did to feel happy again after so long but i was too distracted by my own well-being to think about anyone else’s and i really wish i could use my personal experiences to help people

welcome-to-the-crying-parade:

because the dRUgS NevER WoRK

[KICKS CHAIR]

thEy’RE GOnNA GivE YOu A SmiRk

[SMASHES TABLE]

CAUSE THEYVE GOT METHODS OF KEEPING YOU CLEAN

[PUNCHES DOOR]

THEY’RE GONNA RIP OFF YOUR HEAD YOURE ASPIRATIONS TO SHRED

[HEADBUTTS A WINDOW]

ANOTHER COG IN THE MURDER MACHINE 

[BOMBS OWN HOUSE]

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christmasbarakat:

my dad is a cop and i just called him and he was like “hey i have a 17 year old boy in the back of my cop car right now that i’m running him to the station” and i asked if he was cute and my dad said “Hey, my daughter wants to know if you’re cute” and the guy said “i want to say yes, sir” and my dad started laughing so fucking hard